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Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts

2/27/2009

mens sana in corpore sano

racy, racy.....

"mens sana in corpore sano" is a sentence of Juvenal. We all can translate it in a second. In a healthy body resides a healthy mind.

How often do you get to hear this quote - and now here - in Ray's Blog Gratzner the esoteric journey.

True esoterics are not content to examine the healthy body of their fellow man in order to find signs of a healthy mind. True esoterics - like you and me - and, of course, witches, knowers, mind controller, vegetarians, fortune tellers, ghost-seer, dreamers, healers, evil men, etc. etc. - we all know, of course, that Juvenal has written only satires.

And what does this mean? This means that the quote wasn't used like the dead serious gym-apostles and Sports dinosaurs are using it today. Involuntarily they transform their texts into satire because they adorn themselves in the truest sense of the word with borrowed plumes, because the plumes are torn out of the context. ..... It is not sufficient to be only a ruminant.

Juvenal was an opponent of the fitness obsession of antiquity. Not surprisingly that even in the antiquity the human body was dull-witted trained. He wished that in a healthy body would stuck a healthy mind, but he doubted it vigorously. Well, yes, 2000 years and nothing has changed --- Phhhhh.

But esoterics are not challenged by that at all ... We have any one's number.

10/18/2008

Secrets of archeology

Terror Bird descendant

Dear readers. The time has come to open our eyes. There were events for mankind in the past, dark moments accompanied with not-so-flattering facts. To talk about it means not any intention of fouling our human nest. The analysis will help us to get more familiar with ourselves.

Humans love to imitate things. In the animal kingdom, we can observe imitation particularly among apes.

And we humans love it, to see our own motives in the behavior of other people or creatures, we project.

In the primeval the minds of people not as trained as they are today and still some animals were superior to humans. This superiority is one of the best kept secrets of archeology.

  • Case 1
The primeval horse was smaller than today's living species. This horse was not only small, it was cunning and to lazy to walk. Time and again primeval horses lurked in ambush, jumped on the shoulders of humans and forced them through bites into the sensitive ears that they carried the horses around. Sometimes the tribe was forced to care for members of the tribe that were abandoned by primeval horses, ridden until exhaustion made them faint. The horses had fed them only grass and weeds but the human 'horse' needed other nutrition.

Thus the people got the idea that other animals might be useful for riding, yet it took thousands of years before humans became able to ride horses. Hushed Fact: humans mimic the primeval horse and humans pretend today that they came up with the idea, which is a projection of today's self-understanding of man on primeval man.

* Case 2

At that time the terror birds possessed a hypnosis lid which they lost later as a result of a spontaneous mutation. fossilized hypnosis eyelids were recently discovered. The excavation technicians, who discovered them were found helpless in a chicken coop. They had followed will-less each randomly on the road running chicken.
The terrorist chickens of that time used people as ovens to hatch their eggs and warm their homes. Practical matter for them. Humans later took the idea and kept the benign chicken variant. And still k animals keep in so many old farmhouse the stable warm in winter. Hushed fact. Terror chicken made humans will-less and the keeping of chickens was an invention of the primeval terror chickens.

For me it is a scandal is that we all are continuously told lies. Good day .... ;-)

7/26/2008

The seven inner World Empires, a post for men only


We live in hierarchical times. There is always a superior and a subordinate and even the man at the top is directly responsible to an archetype in heaven, or in the past. For us Men is important that the chain of cause and effect is not interrupted. The chain of reason must be valid in the future, valid in the past, in space and in the farthest corners of the earth. Nothing can escape the male causal chain - and if it does, it would be filled with plausible assumptions, that there is always a superior and a subordinate - before or after.

We men are born with the gift and desire for the domination of the world, we would grasp everyone and would subdue him if he makes the mistake to run in our way. Thus we have to overcome our inner worlds, we create empires under our control, until we gain total control of all the guy in us. Only with the concentrated internal control, we can become one with the divine hierarchy around us, we have a chance to come closer in this incarnation to world domination.

The first step is to realise whom we want to dominate in this life span. Here you should not be too modest. Gone are the times in which a man tried to suppress only one woman and one family. The times are hectic and complicated.


At least you should choose to get a multi-family house or an entire street under your control. It consumes a some animalistic energy, but sacrifices are needed. Ergo, domination over a woman and children and at least a few secondary women and their children. Earlier rulers made easily more than a hundred children and a future world ruler should not necessarily fall short of that number.

A little ill-bred we see this trend in the contemporaries who repeatedly marry and divorce again. They have recognized the signs of time and instinctively seek dominion over more than a woman to obtain or at least leave as many children as possible behind. What is lacking is simply the mindfulness, the clarity and transparency about ones own motives and that is just the desire for the world domination.

We all know the situation. Impatiently we look a colleague over the shoulder and sigh instinctively, how slow, but this is more efficient, more productive! The same thing happens with the handling of world domination. We all got the talent in the cradle, but reign in private may only be a warm up exercise, but it is not efficient and the way to world domination is faster and better implemented with other methods., I want to characterize with the seven empires of the inner world.


By the way, our society has to learn a little to create the same starting opportunities for reaching the world domination. Someone from suburbs with social difficult background should experience the same opportunities to get near the launch button of mass destruction means as a red wine soaked upper-class kid who is followed by a well-paid cleaning team that tidy constantly up behind. This is simply a matter of dictatorial justice.

But this is a blog focused on esoteric topics. Views of the world outside are going to bore my inclined readers bored. We look inwards and find neatly in us the man prepared for the way to world domination. We all have already bitten our mothers as angry babies in the feeding body parts, if they dared to disconnect us before we were full. And we equipped ourselves with teeth!

And here begins the development of personal power. The struggle for food sources. We look within ourselves, we are looking for food. On the food comes a stamp. Visualize your possession right and recognize, who controls the food, already had some control. The first inner world empire is the food.

Then we come to the second world empire. Anyone who's in your imagination eating something is a person that has to serve you. 'Whose bread I eat, whose song I sing. " Visualize that people eat your bread on which your stamp is and they sing praises for you.

Empire three. All women for me! Visualize how people talk. They bow to the children down and say, quite the world ruler, oh such a similarity. Other men are very jealous but they sing from the previous exercise your praise. Think always, that Gilgamesh managed it similarly, he looked for women too, while he sent the men to work. Why the exhaust the brain when there are best practices?


Empire four, you will get in command. See you say, 'I do not want to be a World ruler, but if you call me. And then see yourself being called ..

Empire five. Inside yourself the world domination has begun, but a good dictator knows that food, women and world domination is not everything. Think of the space, the future and the past. For the male causal chain every chain must be closed. Start with the past. Visualize how all books are rewritten. Everywhere your part will be written, painted. You know everything, you have been everywhere and you are the reason of all. So the children will learn at school, who are all your daughters and sons.

Empire six, after you've changed the past, send monuments of you on the Moon, Mars, anywhere. Everywhere in the universe should we meet you so you can always justify that your reign came from the sky. Think of the change of history in point five.

Empire seven, the future. All people want to hear from you how the future. You know it of course. You're immortal and all people serve you. Should you die, then the little rascal around you will kindly seek your incarnation and bring your back on your throne.


So that would be the seven inner world empires and now men, have a lot of fun while reaching for the world domination. Girls we will come ......

6/04/2008

Executives and so on....

What do we need to know to evade superiors:

Let him hear you. Talk while working. The bigger the team, the more noise makes the group.

What you should absolutely avoid:

1st T come between the supervisor and his secretary. He understands that as a threat to his privileges and will immediately attack employees.

2nd The desk on the corridor. If the supervisor's can not pass around the desk, he can be aggressive. All corridors serves for management by walking around and is only secondarily for staff purposes.

3rd If the supervisor has no alternative, he will attack.

4th Break in the presence of the supervisor. The rest (meeting) is his property. That's his territory. He might attack.

5th Don't let reports lay unpacked outside the workplace in the night. On packaged documents are no report labels allowed. Old Reports you either take with you or burn them in the fire. Do not throw away or bury them! There should be nothing looking like a report. The supervisor likes reports very much. When he has got one once a time, he will follow the group. .... It is sheer recklessness to report to the supervisor.

What do you do when you meet a superior:

Keep calm!
The supervisor will go away in most cases. Give him the way. Withdraw from him without turning the back on him. Do not run away!

If the supervisor is in a meeting and he notice employees in his vicinity, he will roar. This is a clear sign that he had accepted employees as opponents. Let him show that he is here the ruler. Let him sell. Withdraw from him without turning the back on him.
The chief doesn't accepts employee as meeting participants, but as opponents.

Inspired by Bären auf Kamschatka

4/03/2008

Why Manager Are Dressed Up To The Nines

The idea to dress sumptuous when you prepare yourself to fight is not the belief that you will be better in the fight.
You prepare yourself for death, if that should be the result of the struggle. Every Indian wants to look as good as possible in case he meets the Great Spirit. Therefore, the magnificent clothes are put on when danger is at hand, be it a forthcoming battle, or whether it be disease or injury in peace time.
Wooden Leg Cheyenne

Source: In Schönheit möchte ich wandeln, Helen Exley, 1997

If I think that consistently further, it is clear why managers are so well dressed. They are always prepared for their death. Heart attacks, stock market crash and the tax inspection demand their victims, likewise such things as foundations in Liechtenstein internal restructuring and the eternal struggle of the departments, managers against managers or behind the scenes against behind the scenes. It is a tough business wherein our modern samurai warriors of business are living.

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12/21/2007

Ingenious, Gammel-Flesh Problem Solved

Gammel-Flesh means flesh that had been stored to long, to consume it.

Yesterday, I was at the Christmas market in Siegburg. The Christmas market takes place in form of a medieval market, very charming. Alex said, before he was he turned to the barbecue stand that he had eaten delicious crocodile meat sometime ago.

There it was, the solution to the Gammel-flesh-problem. In the federal republic of Germany we experienced some flesh scandals in the past.

Crocodiles are known to be scavengers. If we feed Gammel-flesh to the crocodiles and we eat them later, which are delicious and tasty, we have a win win situation for all parties: Everyone wins.

Bild: Guiri R. Reyes, Cocodrilo

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The Gammel-flesh companies can legally dispose of their rotten meat. There are more crocodiles in the world who won't have to care to get fodder. The consumer receives tasty, varied cuisine.

Crocodile farms could built around prisons, and would thus help to save costs in the penitentiary.

The Bundestag, the parliament of the federal republic of Germany, must no longer look for legal solution.

No need for laws that the citizens are forced under a medical supervision, to control whether a consumer has eaten gammel-flesh, and perhaps to assess him with a penalty.

Alternatively, the farmers could be taken in recourse because the meat sold didn't last the standard warranty period of two years. Much sooner the flesh is no longer suitable for human consumption. Is it not bordering to fraud?

Or, thirdly, the tax on meat could be raised until meat is so expensive that the consumer will be forced to think twice whether he buys meat or not. That would have an additional carbon dioxide effect, because livestock requires the use of fossil fuels.

The forced incorporation of bio fuels to meat from renewable resources to make the meat more durable will certainly be a secret weapon of some backbencher. Who would take care of it if some nature reserves were made plain- as additional acreage for the crop from which bio fuels are produced.

Too, the Bundestag would be relieved to solve the gammel-flesh problem by crocodile farms without a legislative procedure. There would be available a few consultant contracts, as an additional incentive, meant for deputies who would fight for privatization of health supervision, and the inspectors could confiscate all found corrupt fleshly food for crocodile farms .

Win Win for all. Who has some suggestions for improvement or additional benefits?

12/10/2007

Become A Saint In seven Steps, The DO It Yourself Program

Dear searcher. The master has an offer to make to every person who crave for holyness, an offer will change their lives. Become a saint in seven steps. - Seven and for everyone!

1. In the first step the searcher brushes his teeth each morning, with the holy mouthwash of the master. Blessed and filled up of his illuminated hands, at the unbeatable price of 9,99 $ per 0,2 cl bottle. Only after few weeks cleaning procedure the searcher is ready for the second stage, the power of the word.

2. The holy word of the seven giant masters from the past 7 ages, such a long time ago that even Krishna or Buddha weren't born. The giant masters spoke the word only once in their life, when they died. Our master found the word again: “Hatschniputschlijajaja.” The word possesses magic power and can only be used by the holy candidate of the stage 2. In addition however a licensing of the word is necessary. The master will ritually activate the word for only 999,99 $.

3. The next stage is approached by the the future holy one through wearing the holy underwear of the old masters. A holy underwear lends healing powers and can be acquired from the master for 9.999, 99$. The fourth stage is accomplished, if seven underwears were laid on. And seven ill people were healed.

4. The overcoming of time and space is the power the searcher gains on the fourth stage by the acquisition of the levitation-lotion. If the ointment is carried on the skin, the searcher is able to float while sleeping, absence of each electricity or cameras. The ointment can be acquired for 19.999, 99 € from the master. The searcher stays overnight with the master, who will examine him in the state of sleep. He will issue a certificate over his flying skills. The kind of the flight informs about the coming holy acts of the searcher.

5. The certificate over flying skills represents mastering over time and space and is free of cost.

6. The searcher must bring two searchers, who want to become saints too. After the order of two hundred litres holy mouthwash by the new searchers the sixth stage is accomplished.

7. The holyness is approaching quickly. After two successors are found, the beginning holy one will sell its entire possession and transfer the money to the master on one of his accounts in Switzerland. The master will bless him and will dismiss him from the human society. All the same what happens, the searcher may never return, if he does not want to endanger his pending holyness, nor may he contact the master. It is recommended to swim into the open Atlantic until the ability to go over water will emanate.

Job advertisement. The master searches a young employee, who fill water in bottles, bleach German Federal Armed Forces underwear and paint Nivea-boxes for the glory of the master and board and lodging. Pretty girls are preferred.